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The Life & Times of Jim Crow
Beating the Odds in Mexico
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By Jon Neiss
Snow White and the Seven MCS Dwarves
(this poem has several contributors...)
Potential Names....
Sneezy
Wheezy
Grumpy
Foggy
Stumbly
Bumbly
Spacey
Bleary
Weary
Achy
Stuffy
And, of course, EI Doc.
MCS Mafia
I figured
out a way we can solve our problems.
It is the MCS Mafia.
Have a bad landlord
who won't stop spraying pesticides? - call in the MCS Mafia.
Have a problem
getting a disability claim? - the MCS Mafia can provide the
appropriate
bribe and any needed "extra incentive."
I can see it
now....four of us, wheezing our way into a bank, a couple of
us on portable oxygen, wearing chemical filter masks under
our black ski masks...
MCS Mafia Member to
Teller: "Oh, give me...(cough)....all of your (cough, hack,
wheeze)...um....er...I think I have to go rest now..."
Pluto,
That Demented Little Rebel, Has Been Officially Demoted To Non-Planetary Status.
NASA has
publicly claimed, falsely, that this change is due to new
scientific information, yet those of us in the know, have
long been aware of Pluto's blatant chain-smoking, foul
language and generally obnoxious attitude. The rest of the
planets had just had enough and now Pluto is back to what it
always has and always should have been, an exiled midget
little punk that no one cares about...
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Jon Neiss is an activist, poet and writer who copes with chemical injury in his daily life. |
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